Tom Hiddleston - Red Necklace Audio Book
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Tom Hiddleston fans.

PLUG YOUR HEADPHONES BEFORE LISTENING!

Words: I will be the first man to kiss you. To bed you. Whether you come willingly or not, you will be mine, and mine alone. Do you understand?

So I suggest finding a pair of clean panties to change into after listening to this

Loki and I are sexually compatible.  I’d kneel for him any day. shot

Loki no.

emeraldasgardian:

crimsonasgardian:

emeraldasgardian:

… I would like to try this “coffee.”

You should! It is delicious! Come brother, let us find this drink and be merry!

Let us.

emeraldasgardian:

… I would like to try this “coffee.”

You should! It is delicious! Come brother, let us find this drink and be merry!

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crimsonasgardian:

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crimsonasgardian replied to your post: Greetings and good tidings Patriotic one!

I am well! Thank you for asking. How are you fairing this day?

Just received another huge dose of culture shock. But apart from that, I’m doing all right.

That is good news! It seems that we are all suffering from this culture shock you speak of.

At least you and I are. It’s a completely different world than what we’re used to. Literally, in your case.

This is true. Perhaps we can work together to solve these issues that are plaguing us?

theclassicredwhiteandblue:

crimsonasgardian replied to your post: Greetings and good tidings Patriotic one!

I am well! Thank you for asking. How are you fairing this day?

Just received another huge dose of culture shock. But apart from that, I’m doing all right.

That is good news! It seems that we are all suffering from this culture shock you speak of.

emeraldasgardian:

Doth Mother Know You Weareth her Drapes?: emeraldasgardian: Doth Mother Know You Weareth her Drapes?:…

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Doth Mother Know You Weareth her Drapes?: emeraldasgardian: Doth Mother Know You Weareth her Drapes?:…

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Doth Mother Know You Weareth her Drapes?: emeraldasgardian: Doth Mother Know You Weareth her Drapes?:…

emeraldasgardian:

Doth Mother…

I do not spout lies! I simply help them reach their true potential! And those who do not wish it, well… Midgardians die so easily.

You whose tongue is of silver, able to sway a man with mere words. They are fully capable of reaching their own true potential with out your aid brother.